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heygloria:

nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street

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cosmo sex tip #466

instead of moaning , inform him that Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.

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welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

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